“That damn Hansel is just soooo hot right now!”

After taking Halloween 2011 off, enjoying a wonderful week at the beach, in Hilton Head, myself and my amigos are storming back onto the scene as the cast of Zoolander. Yes, obviously I am Hansel, and looking good while doing do. Zoo 2 will feature Derek Zoolander (again obviously) portrayed by Steve Paul, Mugatu, played by Wildcard (Andy Law), Maury Ballstein, Rob Fortner, Katinka, Michelle White, and a bevvy of extras played by, well extras of course, (idiot!) Tune back in for the cast’s exciting tales, pieces of tail, and in honor of the 1990 children’s TV show, Tale Spin!

Obviously there will be photos. Literally.